How you got the band what were called 4D Jones

Four blokes walk into a pub.

More than one cold drink is consumed.

'Let's start a band', says one of them, as a joke.

Two years later, a name is agreed and rehearsals start.

Just then, the blinding vision that is John Boy Watchman And His Sunglasses hoves into view. A harmonica-playing legend is born(e).

Early gigs are played to some peculiar folk, including the majority of posh people in North Norfolk. They don't really 'get it'.